November 29, 2008

Playoff Scenarios

So as promised earlier I am making this specific post to make sure everyone knows what they need to do in order to make the playoffs. Hawaiian Punch have already secured their spot and the Impact Players and Hirsch's Hitmen were eliminated weeks ago so they don't matter either. I'll start with the Penthouse and then move down to the Outhouse.

Kelly's Heroes
(a) Win.
(b) Loss AND a Green Bastards loss.
(c) Loss AND a Green Bastards win AND outscore the Green Bastards by 82 points.

Green Bastards
(a) Win AND a Kelly's Heroes loss AND have Kelly's Heroes not outscore them by 82 points.

Brit Favreits
(a) Win.
(b) Loss AND a Donfins loss AND have the Donfins not outscore them by 114 points.

Donfins
(a) Win.
(b) Loss AND a Team Gonzo loss.
(c) Loss AND a Team Gonzo win AND outscore them by 30 points.
(c) Loss AND a Brit Favreits loss AND outscore them by 114 points.

Team Gonzo
(a) Win AND a Donfins loss AND the Donfins not outscore them by 30 points.
(b) Win AND outscore the Brit Favreits by 85 points.

Now if I was a betting man I'd say one of the two teams not currently in a playoff position (Team Gonzo and the Green Bastards) will make the playoffs. My money is on Team Gonzo. So with that said I am saying that either the Brit Favreits or the Donfins will miss the playoffs. The team I expect to fall is...........the Brit Favreits. We all know that you cannot win in your first season so I expect the Donfins to prevail and play Team Gonzo for the Outhouse Championship and I expect Hawaiian Punch to play Kelly's Heroes for the Penthouse Championship. But we all know how full of it I am so we could see a 2006 & 2007 rematch between the Green Bastards and Hawaiian Punch or the Brit Favreits could surprise and get themselves in. Unpredictability. Isn't that why we love this game?

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